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10 Pages! 5.387 words! We don't recommend reading any of them, as it is about the most boring, wordy pitch we have ever suffered through. In a nutshell, this is in the category of "Get rich working from home". They want you to call: "1-800-708-RICH and enter Access Code 2255. Also to Learn about our industry and company dial 1-800-555-1795 and enter Access Code 2255." Then, if you like what you hear, they want you to call a toll number (1-206-222-2829) and order a "decision kit".

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It is important that you read this message as soon as possible.

Again I urge you to read this message to its fullest! Last year 72% of bankruptcies could have been saved by an extra $200 a month. We are an International E-Commerce Mail Order Company

looking for people with a Good Work Ethic and the Desire to Earn $500 - $1,500 per Month Part Time or $2,000 - $7,500+ per Month Full Time Working From Home or Office! The demand for our product line (over 150 different products) is so great we need to train more people to process the orders and service the growing customer base.

To better assist you in the understanding E-Commerce and what the world is raving about with E-Commerce and the Internet, I URGE you to read this message for your own training and understanding on what it can do for you. Everyone is excited about E-Commerce. We recently opened our business in India and with that we are trying to help as many people start and generate foreign and local business in India as fast as possible. As the Economy in India is tested, this opportunity right now is the fastest growing industry in India, Panama, Cyprus, Korea, China and Japan. This is a U.S. Based Company so it is very exciting to be growing by doubling and tripling in over 50 Countries right now. Expected growth in the next three years is 80 % in each country with new countries opening every day. We are expected to reach the world in the next 4 years and with that you can imagine the internet and E-Commerce is currently growing by 200 % each Quarter. There will be a 2000 % increase in E-Commerce Business and revenues on the Internet in the next 18 Months.

No special skills or experience is required. We will give you all the training and personal support you will need to ensure your success. You will be trained via Internet in the comfort of your own home and you will determine your work hours. A minimum commitment of 7-10 hours a week is required. The income you generate from your efforts can put you back in Control of your Time, Your Finances and Your Life! If you've tried other opportunities in the past that have failed to live up to their promises, this is different than anything else you are aware of! This is not a get rich scheme. You must work to earn income! Your financial past does not have to be your financial future. "There is no security on this earth. There is only opportunity." -Douglas Macarthur

Do you feel like you are too busy earning a living to make any real money? Are you tired of living "paycheck to paycheck" like I was? Do you dream of a better lifestyle for yourself and your family? If so, then I urge you to take read on to better understand why I sent you this message. We provide the system, experience and hands on training. The only thing that we can not give you, but is required is that you, number one have the desire and number two, is that you are teachable. We know that you have some level of desire because you are reading this letter. Ask yourself if you are teachable. Everyone evolved in our business had three things in common when they got started:

They saw an opportunity, they were teachable, and they applied what they learned. It's THAT simple. And it's THAT powerful.

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Now imagine just for a moment that you had a home-based business that provided Spending more time with your family, Unlimited income based on YOUR efforts, Freedom from commuting, Not having your kids in day care, Affordable health care for your family, Significantly helping others with their lives, Loving what you do and doing what you love, Having your own business/being your own boss Sounds too good to be true? That's what we thought, but today our dreams are coming true and now we're here to help you, like others have helped us!

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We like to get right to the point...so here is what we have to offer you:

A well established, financially stable company, 2 Billion dollar+ sales / publicly traded, Patented, exclusive, high demand consumable products, Comprehensive, high-tech in home training, Phenomenal support system, Worldwide income opportunities (especially through E-Commerce), Exotic paid vacations and Minimal start up investment.

ARE YOU GETTING A BIT CURIOUS?

GREAT! That's fine... as long as you're serious! Because our business is bursting at the seams, we ONLY have time to work with serious, motivated people who are ready to make changes in their life NOW! And because of the time we spend with each of you as we help you get your business off the ground, we have limited number of openings available. Here is what you need to do...

This business fell into my lap in September of 1997. I got started as a customer and woke up when my wife made an extra $500 in the first week. At the time I was an Active Duty Marine living paycheck to paycheck making less that $19,000 a year. I was attending college at a local University and had two children. $500 at that time would have been a dream come true. I got started and in our first month I earned $2700 profit, and in the first four months my wife and I made $19,000 profit. I had made more in 4 months than I made in an entire year as an active duty Marine just part time working 10 - 12 hrs a week.

The average person can start earning any where from $25.00 - $75.00 an hour from their home or office computers without dedicating allot of time and effort. Most of us have been thinking it's about time we took advantage of this Internet Craze. Through out the Holidays and especially the last year, every thing that we have seen on Television and heard on the Radio has either started or ended with www. -----------. Com and the reason why is because the Internet has truly simplified shopping, convenience which frees up more time for all of us to turn that time into quality time. Security and convenience has been technologically advanced to give us all the piece of mind. E-Commerce is so rampant right now that most of the states in the U.S. are buying their groceries over the Internet

This is your opportunity to take advantage of the E-commerce that is literally changing the way the world does business.

Internet Marketing Group will show you how you can work at home using your very own e-commerce storefront. Our opportunity is the only business of its kind right now. It's growing by leaps and bounds and you can be a part of it while you work at home.

The Work at Home Network with our company was reviewed and published Wall Street Journal, Business Week, Home PC, Forbes, Success, and Money, just to name a few. You can work at home and use the Internet to run your business. You can market our high demand consumable products that are geared and driven by the needs of over eighty- percent of the world's population.

Our products sell them selves, so there is no selling or need for out right sales techniques. Also because they are high demand consumable products, return business, on going business, and referral business is generated. By working at home, you reduce overhead, set your own schedule, be your own boss, and achieve your own goals. Be an entrepreneur, WORK AT HOME!

The Market Opportunity is colossal. Over 1/2 of American homes have a computer, and E-Commerce sales are increasing month on month. America is looking for a better way to buy our products and now with this opportunity you can. The Work at Home Network a brand of e-commerce that is enabled and energized. The five top industries in the world are Medical - Health - Nutrition, Computer, Personal Care, Communication and the Burial Businesses due to the Baby Boomers. The Work at Home Network put them all into a package except for the Burial Business. Our industries are guaranteed to be the fastest growing industries for the next 18 years and each year sales have doubled almost tripled.

If your country is listed here, you are eligible to start doing business immediately. (Argentina, India, Cyprus, Greece, Poland, Australia, Hong Kong, Russia, Austria, Indonesia, Portugal, Belgium, Israel, South Africa, Botswana, Italy, Spain, Brazil, Jamaica, Swaziland, Canada, Japan, Sweden, Chile, Korea, Switzerland, Czech Republic, Lesotho, Taiwan, Denmark, Mexico, Thailand, Dominican Republic, Namibia, Turkey, Finland, The Netherlands, United Kingdom, France, New Zealand, United States, Germany, Norway, Venezuela, Philippines, Ireland, Panama, Morocco, and China)

However, if your country is not listed here, it does not mean we won't be there very soon. Because our company is expanding into several countries a year, yours could be the next one to become available. This is an optimal position to be in, one that you will definitely want to take advantage of. Due to the fact that countries can "open" only once in our industry, if you are one of the first to receive this valuable information and one of the first to start softening your market, you will belong to an exclusive group of wealthy leaders. Our experience in 50 countries confirms this fact.

One of the strongest aspects of our business is the on going training that is offered. We have International Training's on an ongoing basis in most major cities. Weekly conference calls are also available, as well as satellite television training programs, monthly magazine's and quarterly journals. Our company does over 1.5 billion US Dollars in business annually and you too can be a part of this growth. Maybe some of you have tried other businesses and failed. We welcome you with open arms. Here you will find success because we give you the blueprint to follow and support you need to develop your own profitable home-based business. All we ask of you is to be coachable and be willing to learn. We have no need for tire-kickers or window shoppers. Please do not request our "decision package" if you are not serious about changing the course in your life right now. By ordering your "decision package", you will receive all you need to get yourself moving towards financial independence.

So, if you are tired of worrying about money and tired of choosing what you can live without, come join the thousands of us working from home, setting our own schedules, making a fortune and living out our dreams. We invite you to explore how the "Work From Home" Internet Program capitalizes on today's advancements in technology to help you build a successful

home-based business.

Have you noticed the surge of people looking to start home-based businesses? Did you know that 32 million households now have home-based businesses and that number grows every day? Have you asked yourself, "Why?" Why are so many people, including yourself, interested in working from home? Our parents never searched for a business to operate from home nor did their friends. So, why now and why is it suddenly so popular?

Americans are "cocooning". We want to spend less time on the busy freeways commuting, and in over-crowded shopping malls and replace that with spending more time at home with our families where it is warm and safe. Apparently, we trust society less and want to protect ourselves and our families from the "cruel" outside world. This is the wave of the future and we are beginning to realize with the advancement in technology, we do not need to be in an office environment in order to access the marketplace and make money. In today's world, the quickest way to build a home-based business is to take advantage of the Internet craze that has hit the United States and is quickly spreading around the world. Like how the Gutenberg Press radically changed the communication world in 16th Century Europe, the Internet is revolutionizing how we communicate, distribute information and the manner in how and where we spend our money. It has been said that those who pursue electronic commerce (business over the Internet) have the opportunity to build an explosive business. While a conventional business can cost thousands to hundreds of thousands of dollars to set up and run successfully, an Internet business costs dramatically less and has the potential to attract international business for just a fraction of what the traditional company would spend. On average, 30% of all U.S. web traffic is already international and 5% to 20% of all web sales originate from outside the United States. Everyday, these percentages are radically increasing. Consumers worldwide are spending 6.6 billion U.S. dollars a year in transactions over the Internet. The awareness level and need for users, buyers, advertisers and merchants to get onto the Web, and to set-up shop, has dramatically changed even from one year ago. This medium of doing business is skyrocketing, and we are reaping the benefits, daily. If you combine the Internet craze with people's desire to work from home and set their own schedule, you have a powerful team, and here is why. Many people have heard of SOHO, and no, we don't mean that hip section of New York City, rather the S.O.H.O. which refers to "Small Office/Home Office." One of today's biggest explosions in the economy. The home-based business has been born out of necessity. In an era where large corporations can only think of downsizing, what are your options? There is no security in Corporate America any more! Not only are tens of thousands of workers and managers being downsized out of their companies, but also thousands of men and women are tired of the corporate "rat race" and want to retreat to a home-based business.

If you decide to "stick it out" in Corporate America or the Corporate World, your choices could boil down to finding a lucrative niche in the small business world, standing in line at the unemployment office, or accepting a cut in pay and benefits. We were all raised to give 9 hours work for 8 hours pay, and we are not backing away from that. Today's large companies have no loyalty to the employees. Their only loyalty is to the bottom line. And the bottom line is exactly where most of us are when it's time to cut back. Your life is suddenly turned upside down because you have no control over your future. Someone who has no idea of the quality of your work makes these decisions behind closed doors or the extra time you gave the company without requesting overtime. They don't know about your family's life: they don't understand that you just put braces on your child's teeth and now have to pay for them. These "decision makers" job is to be impersonal and unbiased in all areas except for the company's "best interests." In other words: TO THEM, YOU REALLY DON'T MATTER.

The Great American Dream is gone. Official U.S. government reports indicate that more than 3.5 million jobs have been eliminated in the past 10 years - including over 2000 jobs per day last year alone - and an estimated 55% of all jobs created in the next 10 years will be near minimum wage in stores, restaurants, and bars. 90% of all the people in North America earn less than $40,000 a year and today's two-income family are not living as well as their parents did. So what is the alternative to the to the Great American Job? Richard Poe, former senior editor for "Success Magazine," describes in his recent book that a shift in thinking has resulted in over 14 million people working from home full-time, and another 13 million part-time. This number is increasing by almost 600,000 per year. And the average work from home income is $50,250 per year, about twice the average income of wage earners working for someone else. By the end of the decade over 44% of us will be working from home.

Home based business wage earner's success rate is over 85% compared with small businesses like retail shops and restaurants, at about 95% failure rate after 5 years. Couple that with the flexibility we have to change our schedules and set our hours and then those of us who are parents are now available when our children need us, plus we no longer have the need for the "foster homes" we call day cares, where the care-givers get to see all the "firsts" your child performs. There's no wonder the number of people looking to work from home has skyrocketed. This "New Era" of financial growth is largely due to the latest technologies that are now available to those who desire to work from home. Imagine what it would be like to run an international operation if you so choose, right from the comfort of your own home. Well, this is exactly what we offer! We offer a "freedom" that is available through a constant flow of income that does not depend on the whims of a boss, bonuses or the economy.

Take a look at some of these statistics: At age 50, 75% of the population has less than $5,000 in the bank for retirement. At age 65, 45% of Americans depend on relatives, 30% depend on charities, 23% are still working (most can't afford to quit and work until they are no longer physically capable) and Only 2% are self-sustaining. At the present time, it is impossible to support a family of two working full time at minimum wage! For the first time in history, the current generation is averaging a lower standard of living then their parents! Automation is taking layoffs to record highs!

The Bureau of Labor Statistics says that Out of 100 people that start working at the age of 25, by the age of 65... - 1 is wealthy - 4 have enough money to retire - 63 depend on social security or charity - 29 are deceased 95% of people, age 65 and over cannot afford to retire and work until they die!! What Happened to Safety & Security? Why we no longer put our trust & faith in "Big Business". In J. Paul Getty's book "How To Get Rich", his first rule for success is, "You must be in business for yourself. You will never get rich working for someone else." This partly explains why someone starts a new home-based business in the United States every 10 seconds. In the past 14 years alone, the numbers of home-based businesses have grown from 6 million to 32 million with no slow - down in sight. In fact, an estimated 8,493 new home businesses open every day.

The United States is now driven by an information and service economy. Over the past decade, Fortune 500 companies have laid off 4.4 million workers while smaller companies steadily continue to reduce their work forces. As companies continue to downsize and re-organize, many professionals will seek out and search for new ways to take control of their careers. Many of these individuals have forsworn traditional "nine to five" office jobs and are making their homes pay off in more ways than one.

For the entrepreneur, home-based businesses have become the bridge between work- crazed big cities and easy- paced family-oriented small towns. Link Resources Corp. reports that market research shows more than 29 million people run either full-time or part-time businesses from their homes. People used to believe that their livelihood depended on living in big cities near big corporations. That is no longer true, thanks to personal computers, increased phone services, fax machines, and the Internet, it is no longer necessary to live in close proximity to "Big Business". You can now operate that "Big Business" right from your home office. Within the last five to seven years, technology has been brought to an affordable level so that almost everyone has an equal playing field in the work-from-home industry. Check out these Statistics: 11% of the US market is now on the Internet 1,092,000 new people get Internet access each week, while approximately 38% of the US adult population, or 68 million US citizens' currently use the Internet, according to the fall 1999 Cyber Status reports from Mediamark Research Inc. This is an increase of 49% from the prior quarter, and this study only counts people who have used the Internet in the last 30 days.

Ziff-Davis's Technology User Profile reported that there are 60 million PC's connected to the Internet in the US, but home PC's still represent the lion's share of the market, with 68 million consumers hooked up to the Internet. They predict that up to $54 billion US dollars will change hands from business transactions online by year 2001.

Most people are ready to do some sort of business online, they just don't know where to start. This is why we are so successful. We link-up our marketing techniques with something people need, and most of all, something people want. If you add strong work ethics, a powerful support system, along with personal business coaching, you can't help but be successful. We provide not only the vehicle that puts you on the road to success, but we also provide the road map. All you have to do is be teachable, have the desire for a better life and be willing to change what you're doing now. 94% of home-based business owners are happier running their own business versus working for someone else. 92% recommend working from home to others. 94% plan to still be running their own business in five years. 20% of home entrepreneurs reported that their businesses grossed between $100,000 and $500,000 last year. 23% paid themselves annual salaries of $65,000 to $350,000. 41% work at home with other family members. 71% think their businesses are doing as well or better than they expected. 79% expect their home-based business revenues to grow this year. Your search for the ideal work environment and for the ideal vehicle to wealth is over. You will be able to work more flexible hours while increasing your productivity, not to mention drastically cutting your commute time, and increasing your most precious commodity-quality of life.

We have developed one of the most exciting, technologically advanced home-based businesses that will take you through the new millennium. We don't expect you to come to us with tremendous business knowledge or a successful track record. We have already figured out how to make this work; all you need to do is copy what we're already doing.

Since you've gotten this far, we know you are serious about working from home. Your next step will help you make some changes and learn some new skills. So, let's go!

As you know, this is not a lay-on-the-couch, get-rich-quick scheme. This is a REAL business and a real opportunity- one that has drawn so much interest from people that we had to put this screening process in place to help us determine who to work with. Our company has been in business for 20 years, is publicly held and traded on the NASDAQ. It is important that you realize that we can help you build a powerful and profitable business.

We have an explosive, start to finish, proven Internet Marketing system. And we are offering you this simple easy method where you can make money working for yourself, over the Internet, from the comfort of your home or office. You can earn $1,000 to $7,000 per month working around your current job and your family's schedule. Our system works regardless of your background or computer knowledge. We provide the system, experience and hands on training. The only thing that we cannot give you, but is required is that you have the desire, and that you are teachable. We know that you have some level of desire because you got this far. Are you teachable?

ARE YOU TIRED OF MAKING YOUR BOSS RICH?

Start your own business NOW! I will help you!

Become financially Independent using our proven system!

Learn to TRULY succeed working from HOME with our TURN-KEY system I CAN SHOW YOU AN OPPORTUNITY THAT IS NOTHING SHORT OF A MIRACLE Does that sound like something you would be interested in? Are you....

Tired of working for someone else to make THEIR dream come true?

Would you like to start Right Away with a SIMPLE system.

Work with some of Americas TOP entrepreneurs!

Use an advanced DUPLICATABLE system to quickly build your business.

You must be at least 18 and have a serious desire for personal success

Take a moment right now to take the next step below:

STEP 1. You must call our toll free "International Internet Business hotline and listen to some of the members of our team talk about the success of their new home based businesses. EVEN IF YOU ARE CALLING THIS NUMBER FROM AN INTERNATIONAL COUTRY, I URGE YOU TO CALL RIGHT NOW. This is part of our job-to introduce you to many others who took a step of faith (like you're ready to), and whose lives have changed because of it.

This call is for everyone. I.E. former Military Service Members, Executive Professionals and Laborers Doctors and Nurses 1-800-708-RICH and enter Access Code 2255. Also to Learn

about our industry and company dial 1-800-555-1795 and enter

Access Code 2255.

This 10-minute calls is a 24-hour toll free for all that are in the United States; however if you are International I urge you to dial this number now and listen to this short message and take some notes.

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CAUTION! This Access Code expires on September 8th 2001

(So call right now!)

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IMPORTANT!

DO NOT PROCEED TO STEP 2

UNTIL YOU HAVE LISTENED

TO THE CALL MENTIONED IN STEP 1

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If you are unsure and need more information, we have put together a "How to do business over the Internet" decision package that will help you determine whether our business is for you or not. This step is only for individuals who have the desire to control their own future and who want to work from their homes and earn the kind of income that will give you the life you deserve. This decision package contains approximately three hours of information about our explosive Internet business and it also begins your training. You will receive a manual that explains how, why and what we are doing, a video where you'll meet us and see exactly how our business works and an audiotape to further help you with your decision. Your package also contains the name and telephone number of your personal coach who will be working with you on a daily basis, helping you make money in your first week. In other words, you will receive all of the information you will need to make a decision to determine if this is for you.

After you request your "International Decision Package", and go through all the materials, we will call you and your personal training program will begin. At that point, we will also be happy to locate the nearest training to you, which are available in numerous translations. We have training being conducted in over 27 different languages worldwide! This package acts only as a way for you to review information about our business and begins your training without risk. This step eliminates the people who are not serious and allows us to work with those of you who are. Please recognize the importance of this step. We simply do not have the time to spend with people who are merely curious, which is why we designed this package to provide you with all of the information you will need to make a decision and determine if this is for you. If we spent our time answering e-mail requests for additional information, we'd not only be duplicating the effort we put into developing the decision package, but we'd also be taking valuable time away from running our business and training new people. Once you start working with us, we're sure you will appreciate our spending time training you instead of responding to curious e-mails all day long.

Since we don't spend countless hours answering the tireless questions of the curiosity-seekers, you benefit, because it frees us up in order to dedicate ourselves to your success. When we spend time with you, we know we are working with someone who, like us, is committed to a better lifestyle. What is Your Future Worth? Decide for yourself and for your family what it is you want and by when you want to achieve it. Only you can determine how dedicated you are to achieving your dreams.

Hopefully, you won't find yourself relying on your friends and family for direction and salvation. They cannot provide that for you - only you can do that. You need to make a decision to either give this a shot or to continue down the path you're on. Most likely, if you have read this far, you have already made the decision to make some healthy changes in your life. When we were looking at this "Work From Home" Opportunity for the first time, just like you, we were nervous and thought that maybe this wouldn't work. Like you, we doubted we could really achieve our dreams. We went for it any way and now we are making incredible incomes, working from home, and for most of us- it's a dream come true. We don't have a boss to answer to or a clock to punch.

All you need to do now is take action. Take action by ordering your "Decision Package" and we'll be there to help you through your questions and then to work with you to build your own "Work From Home" Internet Business. But please don't request more information unless you are committed to improving your life. If you are ready to learn and you are serious about achieving a brighter future and a better life, then we are committed to you. We are ready to give you the same step-by-step plan we used to build our fortune. There will be no surprises. We know exactly what to do and how to coach others be successful within the same system. Our Program works. It's already happening for hundreds of people. Why not you? Right now, take the next step, and get started on your way to a brighter lifestyle.

STEP 2: To get started or request your decision package only after you have completed STEP 1 please call our international 24 hour order hotline at 1-206-222-2829. International callers and for United States, Canada, and Mexico callers please also dial 1-206-222-2829.

We are willing to train you and work with you, as others have done with us, to help secure your financial future. But, remember, we only work with those that truly have the desire and ambitions to work-we don't have time to work with couch potatoes! Successful people do what unsuccessful people won't.

So develop a sense of urgency and give your desires value!

Procrastination is the biggest killer of success and you can now

break that cycle! REMEMBER, for things to change, you have to

change and for things to get better, you have to get better. Order

your materials today, and when they arrive, review everything

thoroughly BEFORE calling your personal coach.

Remember the importance of following directions- we are looking

for people who are teachable and willing to work. We're very

excited about our future and we know you will be, too!! Until we

speak personally, thank you and have a great day!

Again please follow STEP 2: To get started or request your

decision package only after you have completed STEP 1

please call our international 24 hour order hotline at

1-206-222-2829. International callers and for United

States, Canada, and Mexico callers please also dial

1-206-222-2829.

© 2001 all rights reserved. This message is an advertisement

sent to you with support and concent of an independent marketing company. (POSTMASTERDIRECT Inc.)

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    Private Business Proposal.

    Dr. Albert_conde.

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    23rd Febuary, 2002.

    Request for Urgent Business Relationship.

    First I must solicit your confidence in this transaction. This is by virtue of its nature as being utterly confidential and top secret. We shall be counting on your ability and reliability to prosecute a transaction of great magnitude involving a pending business transaction requiring maximum confidence.

    We are top officials of the Federal Government Contract Review Panel who are interested in importation of goods into our country with funds which are presently trapped in Nigeria. In order to commence this business we solicit your assistance to enable us RECIEVE the said trapped funds ABROAD.

    The source of this fund is as follows : During the regime of our late head of state, Gen. Sani Abacha, the government officials set up companies and awarded themselves contracts which were grossly over-invoiced in various Ministries. The NEW CIVILIAN Government set up a Contract Review Panel (C.R.P) and we have identified a lot of inflated contract funds which are presently floating in the Central Bank of Nigeria (C.B.N). However, due to our position as civil servants and members of this panel, we cannot acquire this money in our names. I have therefore, been delegated as a matter of trust by my colleagues of the panel to look for an Overseas partner INTO whose ACCOUNT the sum of US$31,000,000.00 (Thirty one Million United States Dollars) WILL BE PAID BY TELEGRAPHIC TRANSFER.

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    This way we will use your company's name to apply for payments and re-award the contract in your company name.

    We are looking forward to doing business with you and solicit your confidentiality in this transaction.

    For security reasons and in order to move forward quickly, please respond to me by Tel/Fax: 234 1774 7907 so I can bring you into the complete picture of this pending project. The best response however, would be a telephone call as all that needs to be discussed for the transaction to move ahead swiftly can be realised

    immediately.

    Yours Faithfully,

    Dr. Albert Conde.

    Tel/Fax: 234 1774 7907.

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Nigerian SPAM, Type 2

-----Original Message-----

From: DR DAVID KANO [mailto:david_kano@mail.com]

Sent: Thursday, August 08, 2002 6:39 PM

To: gfhill@freshbaked.com

Subject: IMPORTATION INTENT

 

From:DR DAVID KANO

DEPT. OF PETROLEUM RESOURCES

Firstly I must solicit your strictest confidence in this subject. This is by virtue of its nature as being utterly confidential and top secret. A member of the Nigeria Export Promotion Council (N.E.P.C.) who was part of the federal government delegation to your country during a trade exhibition gave your particulars to me. I have decided to seek a confidential operation with you in the execution of the deal described hereunder for the benefit of all the parties and hope that you keep it top secret because of the nature of the business. Within the ministry of petroleum resources where I work as a director of engineering and projects, and with the co-operation of four other very top officials, we have under our control as overdue contract payments, bills totaling Thirty One Million United States Dollars, which we want to transfer to a foreign account, with the assistance and co-operation of a foreign company to receive the said funds on our behalf or a reliable foreign individual account to receive the funds.

The source of the fund is as follows: during the last military government here in Nigeria which lasted bout eleven months, government officials set up companies and awarded themselves various contracts which were grossly over-invoiced in various ministries. The present civilian government is not aware of the atrocities committed by their predecessors and as a result, we have a lot of such over invoiced contract payment s pending which we have identified floating at the central bank of Nigeria ready for payment. However by virtue of our position as civil servants, we cannot acquire this money in our names. I was therefore delegated as a matter of urgency by my colleagues to look for an over seas partner into whose account we would transfer the sum of US$31,000,000.00 (THIRTY ONE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS) hence we are writing you this letter.

Since the present civilian government is determined to pay foreign contractors l debts owed so as to maintain an amiable relationship with foreign governments and non-government financial agencies. We have decided to include our bills for approval with the co-operation of some officials of the federal ministry of finance (F.M.F) and the central bank of Nigeria (C.B.N). We are seeking your assistance in providing us with a good company account or any other offshore bank account into which we can remit this money by acting our main partner and trustee or acting as the original contractor. This we can do by swapping of account information and changing of beneficiary and other pertinent information to apply for payment. By this act, we would be using your company information to apply for payment, and prepare letters of claim and job description on behalf of your company. This process would be an internal arrangement with the departments concerned. I have the authority of my partners involved to propose that should you be willing to assist us in this transaction, your share as compensation will be us$6.2 million (20%), us$21.7 million (70%) for us and us$3.1 (10%) for taxation and miscellaneous expenses. The business itself is 100% safe, provided you treat it with utmost secrecy and confidentiality. Also your area of specialization is not m hindrance to the successful execution of this transaction. I have reposed my confidence in you and hope that you will not disappoint me. You may Fax your response to my home fax: 234 1 7597517 to indicate your willingness in assisting us. I will bring the complete picture of the transaction to your knowledge when I have heard from you.

Thanks for your co-operation,

Yours faithfully,

Dr Kano

Nigerian Spam, Type 3

-----Original Message-----

From: DR. D. TAMBO [mailto:dr_david_tambo@lycos.com]

Sent: Monday, July 01, 2002 2:01 PM

To: gfhill@freshbaked.com

Subject: URGENT ASSISTANCE FROM SOUTH AFRICA.

STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL & URGENT.

TEL: 871 - 762535915

FAX: 871 - 762535916

TEL: 27 - 836702567

Alternative e-mail address: mr_wilson_joe@yahoo.com

Dear Sir,

I am Mr.D.Tambo, a native of Cape Town in South Africa and I am an Executive Accountant with the South Africa Department of Mining & Natural Resources. First and foremost, I apologized using this medium to reach you for a transaction/business of this magnitude, but this is due to Confidentiality and prompt access reposed on this medium. Be informed that a member of the South Africa Export Promotion Council (SEPC) who was at the Government delegation to your country during a trade exhibition gave your enviable credentials/particulars to me. I have decided to seek a confidential co-operation with you in the execution of the deal described Hereunder for the benefit of all parties and hope you will keep it as a top secret because of the nature of this transaction.

Within the Department of Mining & Natural Resources where I work as an Executive Accountant and with the cooperation of four other top officials, we have in our possession as overdue payment bills totaling Twenty - Six Million, Five Hundred Thousand U. S. Dollars ($26,500,000.) which we

want to transfer abroad with the assistance and cooperation of a foreign company/individual to receive the said fund on our behalf or a reliable foreign non-company account to receive such funds. More so, we are handicapped in the circumstances, as the South Africa Civil Service Code of Conduct does not allow us to operate offshore account hence your importance in the whole transaction.

This amount $26.5m represents the balance of the total contract value executed on behalf of my Department by a foreign contracting firm, which we the officials over-invoiced deliberately. Though the actual contract cost have been paid to the original contractor, leaving the balance in the

tune of the said amount which we have in principles gotten approval to remit by Telegraphic Transfer (T.T) to any foreign bank account you will provide by filing in an application through the Justice Ministry here in South Africa for the transfer of rights and privileges of the former contractor to you.

I have the authority of my partners involved to propose that should you be willing to assist us in the transaction, your share of the sum will be 25% of the $26,.5 million, 70% for us and 5% for taxation and miscellaneous expenses. The business itself is 100% safe, on your part provided you

treat it with utmost secrecy and confidentiality. Also your area of specialization is not a hindrance to the successful execution of this transaction. I have reposed my confidence in you and hope that you will not disappoint me. Endeavor to contact me immediately through my above Tel/Fax number or

my e-mail address, whether or not you are interested in this deal. If you are not, it will enable me scout for another foreign partner to carry out this deal I want to assure you that my partners and myself are in a position to make the payment of this claim possible provided you can give us a very strong

Assurance and guarantee that our share will be secured and please remember to treat this matter as very confidential matter, because we will not comprehend with any form of exposure as we are still in active Government Service and remember once again that time is of the essence in this business. I wait in anticipation of your fullest co-operation.

Yours faithfully,

Mr. Tambo

Nigerian Spam, Type 4

-----Original Message-----

From: DR EFE OSAGIE [mailto:efeosagie@excite.com]

Sent: Friday, August 09, 2002 12:45 AM

To: gfhill@freshbaked.com

Subject: URGENT

 

 

I am Dr. Efe Osagie and I have an urgent and very confidential business

proposition for you. On December, 1997, a Canadian Oil consultant/ contractor with the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation, Mr. Barry Kelly made a numbered time (Fixed) Deposit for twelve calendar months, valued at US$25,000,000.00 (Twenty- five Million Dollars) in my branch. Upon maturity, I sent a routine notification to his forwarding address but got no reply. After a month, we sent a reminder and finally we

discovered from his contract employers, the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation that Mr. Barry Kelly died from an automobile accident. On

further investigation, I found out that he died without making a WILL,

and all attempts to trace his next of kin was fruitless. I therefore

made further investigation and discovered that Mr. Barry Kelly did not declare any kin or relations in all his official documents, including his Bank Deposit paperwork in my Bank. This sum of US$25,000,000.00 is still sitting in my Bank and the interest is being rolled over with the principal sum at the end of each year. No one has ever come forward to claim it.

According to Nigerian Law, at the expiration of 5 (five) years, the money will revert to the ownership of the Nigerian Government if nobody

applies to claim the fund. Consequently, my proposal is that I will like

you to stand in as the next of kin to Mr. Barry Kelly so that the fruits of

this old man's labour will not get into the hands of some corrupt government officials. This is simple, I will like you to provide immediately your full

names and address so that the Attorney will prepare the necessary documents

and affidavits which will put you in place as the next of kin. We shall employ the services of two Attorney for drafting and notarization of the WILL and to obtain the necessary documents and letter of probate/administration in your favour for the transfer. A bank account in any part of the world which you will provide will then facilitate the transfer of this money to you as the

beneficiary/next of kin. The money will be paid into your account for us to share in the ratio of 65% for me and 30% for you and 5% be used in settling

taxation and all local and foreign expenses.There is no risk at all as all

the paperwork for this transaction will be done by the Attorney and my position as the Branch Manager guarantees the successful execution of this transaction. If you are interested, please reply immediately via the private email address below. Upon your response, I shall then provide you with more details and relevant documents that will help you understand the transaction.

Please observe utmost confidentiality, and be rest assured that this transaction would be most profitable for both of us because I shall require your assistance to

invest my share in your country. I can be reached through this email address .

I do urgently await your response or reach me through my fax 234-1-7597517.

Best regards,

Dr. Efe Osagie.

STALLION BANK (NIG.) LTD.

IDUMOTA BRANCH

LAGOS. - NIGERIA.

Nigerian Spam, Type 5

-----Original Message-----

From: DR.ANDREW OBARO [mailto:andrewobaro@hotvoice.com]

Sent: Saturday, July 27, 2002 8:35 AM

To: gregh@freshbaked.com

Subject: PRIVATE

Dear Friend,

First I will like you to take your time to go over this mail carefully and with patience.

Please, this is a matter of urgency, this is because I need your help and I need it very quickly too. At this stage I will like to introduce my self. I am Dr.Andrew Obaro. I am 55 years old, a Nigerian. Today I am formally retired as the personal accountant to the late head of state of this country Late General. Sani Abacha. Since his demise things have never been the same for us who served under his regime. I cannot leave the country for now because the present government is still investigating huge amounts of funds embezzled by the Late Head of State and remains hostile to his family and properties. Shortly before his death the General gave me a very huge amount of money to be transfered to an off-shore Security company abroad and this I did with the help of his eldest son who is presently being held in detention for human rights violations. You can check the internet to confirm these facts. In any case the funds was successfully transfered and it is currently in a safe deposit abroad. All the papers to legally claim the funds is with my attorney for security purposes and the amount involved in this transfer is US$42,320,000.00 (Forty Two Million, Three Hundred and Twenty Thousand U.S. Dollars). The present government of my country has so far recovered most of the funds transfered by the Late General but they do not and will not have access to this one. This is because the funds is not in a bank like the others already recovered but rather, in a security company and all documents relating to itís existence completely unknown except by me. I have thought about this and I have decided to invest this funds abroad, preferably in your beautiful country and later settle with my family there when all this is over. However, for now I sincerly want your help in the area of investment opportunities in your country in Research, Real estate and properties, computers and other things that will bring real returns for my investment worth. Please, can you help me by recieving the funds as the beneficiary?. There is no risk involved as the funds is already out of Nigeria. All you need is just the papers to put forward before the Security company and the funds will be released to you promptly. These papers I am ready to send to you as soon as I hear from you with personal information about your self. Please, be informed that you will be compensated with US$3,300,000.00 (Three Million, Three Hundred Thousand U.S dollars) of the funds upon collection if you agree to help me, and the rest we can put into business. I await your urgent response. I will furnish you with more information when I have heard from you. Please do furnish me with your phone and fax numbers when responding. Thanks and God bless as I look forward to your favourable reply.

Yours sincerly,

Dr.Andrew Obaro